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Super Bowl

Tomorrow is the Super Bowl, that means we are less than 27 hours away from Joey Porter's ass getting kicked by the Seahawks! Tomorrow I will be watching the game at Colby's house while we eat his famous cheese dip, E's block party beans, sausages, burgers, chips and maybe a salad. We will also have some beer. I may not be feeling to hot tomorrow night. Anyway, In case you don't know anything the Hawk's are going to shock America and destroy the Steelers! I hope all you Steeler fans have fun watching your boys go down! Woot!

Here are some interesting things I found about J. Porter this week :

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joey Porter!

  1. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Joey Porter is two minutes!
  2. Joey Porter was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  3. About 100 people choke to death on Joey Porter each year.
  4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Joey Porter!
  5. Joey Porter has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  6. You should always open Joey Porter at least an hour before drinking him.
  7. The international dialling code for Joey Porter is 672.
  8. Joey Porter can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
  9. Finding Joey Porter on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  10. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Joey Porter.
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