Super Bowl
Tomorrow is the Super Bowl, that means we are less than 27 hours away from Joey Porter's ass getting kicked by the Seahawks! Tomorrow I will be watching the game at Colby's house while we eat his famous cheese dip, E's block party beans, sausages, burgers, chips and maybe a salad. We will also have some beer. I may not be feeling to hot tomorrow night. Anyway, In case you don't know anything the Hawk's are going to shock America and destroy the Steelers! I hope all you Steeler fans have fun watching your boys go down! Woot!
Here are some interesting things I found about J. Porter this week :
Here are some interesting things I found about J. Porter this week :
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joey Porter!
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Joey Porter is two minutes!
- Joey Porter was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- About 100 people choke to death on Joey Porter each year.
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Joey Porter!
- Joey Porter has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
- You should always open Joey Porter at least an hour before drinking him.
- The international dialling code for Joey Porter is 672.
- Joey Porter can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
- Finding Joey Porter on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Joey Porter.
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