The Inflatable Defender..

If they would have had these when I was a kid there is no doubt in my mind that I would be rocking Portland as Trailblazer right now! There aren't really any seven footers in Albany so imagine how good I would have gotten if I had an inflatable seven foot blow up doll in my driveway.. My post moves would be unstoppable.

And yeah, this is serious, you can actually buy this blow up Ben Wallace doll for $49.99.