Where you at dawg?

Over the years my patience with people has been wearing thin. Seriously.. I get to the point where I just want to slap people and then sit them down to explain why they need to adjust their behavior.

So today I heard that Emirates Airlines is going to allow passengers to talk on their cell phones during flight. Flying is already one of the more unpleasant things a person can do.. Now imagine being crammed into a seat between two smelly business men who can't turn their cell phones off. Talk about slapping people. I might have to find alternate modes of transportation now.