I heart Oregon

Last week some moron from the town I grew up in got arrested for repeatedly using a taser gun on his 18 month old son. Not to be outdone a meth toting 60 year old from Reedsport got arrested for shooting a snorkeler in the face. Apparently the delusional haze made him think that the snorkeler was actually one of those pesky nutrias that infest his precious water. So he did what any upstanding citizen would do in an effort to protect his river and shot it. I'm wondering when he figured out that he had just shot someone in the head. Good job man.